Will it get squeezed?

I am one of the corporate babes (male) who never tire of testifying my delight in the bland compound which has inappropriate rules that fucks your brain but demands more from it. I personally appreciate the idea of having to “swipe your card and enter” but it makes people or at least exclusively men feel like _______ while entering through the “swipe gate”. Corporate brains started performing permutations and combinations to enter through the gate itself, but why? In our company which happens to be Renault Nissan which is situated in Mahindra world city inside ascendas building has six swipe gates. These swipe gates are made up of transparent copolymers which eventually are operated by a sensor and hydraulic arrangements (hopefully). This very idea makes a man feel incapable of  being  comfortable… but most of the multi-cellular organisms in his body freezes and emotions make him cry when he is asked to pass through the gates thinking that he might lose his pennies anytime. Uff! I escaped once too. It is funny if you happen to witness the situation while a man tries to move his ass as or something triggers his reflex to do so.

P.S: I have never seen people so cautious while doing work or while they speak to their girl friends and/or wives but, while it comes to “swipe gates” everybody surrenders… rather if you are a man you’ll surrender.

Chennai bloggers meet -2006 Ascendas park

Bloggers meet!!…this was my first bloggers meet ever attended…

It was a hyper hectic environment to drive a bike from w.mambalam to ascendas on saturday afternoon….babbu and myself entered the food court expecting lots of bloggers out there.. unfortunately v were 2^nd to pop in there….we had a hand shake with bala. then few minutes later sagaro nd kaushik popped in….there were some awesome babes sitting…sagaro was eager in knowing whether they were for bloggers meet….unfortunately not.. then came karthik kannan,sandy,hamsi….etc etc…our indoor camera specialist–> kaushik was shootin our intros durin the meet….by tat time there was a hurricane , glass were beginning to break, tables toppled….vijaykanth and gajini surya along with his wife entered popped in …..when two big bloggers and 23 other disciples come for a meet it become success.

Then according to yoyp system we all had our drinks…Mr.Vijaykanth arranged open air irregular table Geneva conference…

THE CONFERENCE…

* Vijaykanth & gajini surya gave some ideas & advices on blogging…

* Karthik went on telling about spammers in sulekha…

* Sagaro went on saying bothack…bothack…bothack…only few new abt it…

* TK’s moments of sharing his interview with American slum cartoonist…

* Sagaro : I once got a call from one unknown guy ….
Anonymus:I saw ur site on some xxx( Malayalam ) site…dou wnt some call girls…
Sagaro : I told no…and slammed his back..
He actually pretended to us as if he said no….but he still has his contact no (may b for future use)…

* Baggy: Anna Nagar is not in Chennai….
Aish: All areas starting from valasaravakkam r forest….
Vijaykanth: “abba namma area thapichidhu”(virugambakkam)

* Jammy shared abt his personal blog experience after marriage…
Jammy was havin something lingering in his mind which he didn’t share wth us, as his wife was also PRO-Member of conf….

U guyz no something jammys posts r released only after sensor board’s approval…

Then photography expert Vijaykanth took some shots frm different angles…

We even saw some anna nagar guy poppin up with wireless (dark paache colour t-shirt ash colour shots..avan dhan mudhal KD)reporting to someone…as tis guy was anti anna nagar guy…

Then Mr.illustrator came abt his profession…..
Then the open air irregular table conference came to an end..

Hey guys forgot to mention….i met my real old friend sandhya….she was my class mate in ukg r something….she used to roam about with color-color(R,Y,B) umbrella during rainy season….which she never accepted….and white elastic type hat in summer season…

She still has vengeance on me…As i was once responsible for her punishment (pottu kudhuthufied) in school…(she stood on the desk for 1period/40min/2400sec…) I really love that scene…nice meeting u..–>camera man)
standing and jumping positions…

Then it was time and took some group photos…(vijaykanth

Kausik, Sheky, Bala, Baggy, Sharique, Nushi, Sagaro, Rama, Kartik Kannan, Raghuveer, Katheeja, Hamsini , Mumbaikar,Kiruba, Sandhya, vinayak,Varun, Aishwarya.

Then most of them left as time was running ….it was almost over..

Then came real topic—was koka hot r not…

Sagaro ,myself ,kaushik nd babbu wnt on mocking hamsi….sandy nd katheeja were supporting her…(koka , harry potter, lady andal , stella maris)all these things r really sick according to sagaro and gang….but she dwindled her eyes nd kept saying koka was hot…

Time was running so we too left….

That was the end of ascendes bloggers meet….we were mocking each other…sharing our moments…got some advice from fellow bloggers.

Note: 1)None of them followed the dress code….especially girls

2)Hamsi did her schooling in anna nagar (this info is specially for baggy)

celebrities…

[Two big blog boogies...chattin with each other]

**********It was daman grand success**********

sincere thanks to the organizers—Ramanujam(babbu),Kaushik,Hamsini